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I JUST WANT TO CLEAN THE MASCARA OFF OF HER LOWER LIDS OH MY GOD
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summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
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when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
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story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
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homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve
i almost spit everywhere
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reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
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“I had a moth in my trashcan, in my trailer. I thought it might have been a bat, it sounded much bigger than a moth.”
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